When CONQUISTADORING, Sleep's For The Weak

When CONQUISTADORING, Sleep's For The Weak
Let Saigons be Saigons

Monday, June 13, 2011

Music Makes Me Find Control

I jam fresh beats all day, everyday.
Lately, +/- (Plus or Minus is name of the band) is too groovy to resist. Check'em out...
Turn it up really LOUD, and JAM it like some fuckin MARMALADE!
But watch out for the wolves.

Recommendation: Click play and scroll down to other posts for a soundtrack effect.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

'If You See A Tennis Ball, Put It In Your Mouth'

Unequivocal love. That sweet girl--unlike plenty of creatures out there--didn't care where you came from or what your story was.

Find Kirby Puckett up there - he'll play fetch with ya.
Daisy just wanted a piece of you. She taught a lot while getting taught. Mad? All you needed was to look at her blonde face. In my early 20's she was often there. I shared a couch/bed with her for half a summer. Those San Diego mornings get ocean breezy. Thanks for keeping me warm, Daisy. You will be missed.

Monday, April 25, 2011

A SWEATY VIKING CHICK!?!


Stupidity is defined as lacking intelligence or common sense.
Pictured right is Princess Madeleine of Sveden (misspelled purposely)....hot, right? Well, the youngest daughter of nearly 40-year reigning King Carl XVI Gustaf of the affluent Nordic country has experienced the same heart-wrenching trials of modern dating as your common, non-regal Betty.

After calling off her wedding to now ex-fiance, Jonas Berstrom, after an eight year relationship, Her Highness rightfully broke him off like a twenky inch crawler after he cheated on her with a mannish viking handball player from Norway. We're talking EUROPEAN handball here folks--a women's basketball/1st-Base softball playing equivalent mannishness! Pretty gross. Even if she was smokin hot: Dude cheated on a Princess...literally. Does one get more stupid than that?

Everyone's got their "I'd cheat on my spouse/partner with this person fantasy" scenario, and are jokingly quite open about it, even with their signif-oth. But a sweaty viking chick!?! Common Jonas! You blew it, Bro.
What a douche.

As hot princesses go, Maddy (yea, I'm callin her that) has apparently moved on to a financier from NYC (of course she has). I love that! Such a pretentious word to describe someone's occupation while efficiently umbrella-ing (yea, I made it a verb) his social status to involve/denote higher society than....well, most of society--enough to merit dating a princess in a rich country. What does it take to be legitimately labeled as a financier? Working in finance can't be enough. I've got good friends in that field, and they are socially astute enough to not refer to themselves as such. So I'm setting the standards here and now. Persons in finance shall only refer to themselves as a financier if they are A) bangin a princess; B) commonly wearing an ascot or bow tie for non-special occasions; C) trying to bang a princess.
Let it be known!

Props for movin up in the world, Maddy...if that's even possible.
Good for you, New York Financier Guy. Way to sneak right in there.
As for you Mr. Norwegian softball player lover: nice job, Moron. You really munsoned yourself out in the middle of nowhere.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

PEAS IN A POD

No, litchrally...peas in a pod.

Try Pod
Have you ever eaten English peas straight from their pod? Brilliant! Edamame, eat your fashionably nutritious heart out. Like edamame, the pods are inedible--but the fruit of an edamame pod isn't nearly as good (hence all the salt). You don't need all that salt restaurants put on the Japanese soy beans anyway, You Crazy Kids! Get some fresh peas in a pod, give them a quick rinse, and cut the big ends off. You can either put the cut end of the pod in your mouth and push up the peas like a push-pop, or you can break open the pod and individually pull out the elegant green pearls--both fun. What's better than playing with your food?

Rarely Fresh
Did you know that merely 5% of all peas grown in the world are sold fresh? About 50% are depodded (just made that word up) and canned immediately, while the remaining 45% are frozen. Peas are perhaps the best food to freeze, as the integrity of the tiny delicious green pellets are not-at-all compromised by freezing and subsequent thawing.

Nutrish
Peas are high in protein and extremely low in calories and fat--especially compared to edamame...http://bit.ly/e4gmj8. Peas are legumes, and as such healthy pods go, are a great source of fiber. Americans don't get NEAR enough fiber in their daily diets. Eat more peas--it'll keep you regular.

Health Munch
I just picked some up at the market and took down about 15 or so pods during a couple innings of baseball watching on the couch. Ideal snack.  They taste so green and refreshing. As spring rolls on, you should easily find them for the next several months. Pretty freakin cheap too.

Comfort Food Staple
And seriously, is there anything better accompanying your Meatloaf or Roasted Chicken than some plump steamed green peas? I just want to mix in a huge spoonful of fresh peas with creamy (and slightly still chunky) mashed potatoes and rub it all over my body.

Grow Up Peter Pan; Count Chocula
Look, we're not kids anymore. If you still claim you don't like peas, you're lying to thyself. Try'em again (in a pod) and stop being ridiculous. What's next, you gonna say you hate brussels sprouts too? I wish they came in a big pod.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

100+ Movies You Probably Shoulda Seen


Before I left China, I took a hungover 15 - 20 minutes (I was actually late for my class I was teaching because of it) to comprise this list I dubbed: "Flicks For Deb." Debbie (pictured, getting checked into the lake by me) is my beautiful good friend from Chi-town. She's an ice skater from way back, and of Taiwanese descent. The Debster, a sensitive girl--like Tommy from Snatch, missed a few key entertainment elements of life growing up as she was busy turning triple axles in hot short skirts and tights. She's a tremendous human and great to have by your side in Chinese character writing class, but she missed some not-to-be-missed movies in the midst of her olympics-prep-filled childhood, which sort of continued into her adulthood. So in trying to change that, I listed these movies in no particular order--just as they came to my less-than-full-speed mind that particular day.

It should be noted that this wasn't supposed to be all the best movies, but rather great ones in their individual rights. Some are super popular and most folks have seen, while others were more hidden gems that may have been commonly overlooked. Whether tear-jerkers, kidney-failure-inducing funny, culturally relevant in some way, or just generally rad, I believe one's life might be bettered by having seen a solid 90% of these, if not all.

There were plenty of movies left out for whatever reason--surely I haven't seen every cool movie; also the painfully obvious blockbusters were not exactly focused on per se; also, my hangover and rush to get to class that day cannot be overstated. Take it for what it is. Enjoy.

1. The Big Lebowski
2. Snatch
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Beverly Hills Cop 1 and 2
5. Big Trouble in Little China
6. Boogie Nights
7. Boondock Saints
8. Braveheart
9. Caddyshack
10. Clerks
11. Departed
12. Die Hard
13. Fifth Element
14. Full Metal Jacket
15. The Life Aquatic
16. The Wedding Singer
17. Goodfellas
18. Groundhog Day
19. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2
20. Dirty Work
21. Major League
22. The Matrix
23. Office Space
24. The Princess Bride
25. Reservoir Dogs
26. Revenge of the Nerds
27. Scarface
28. Stand by Me
29. Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
30. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back
31. Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi
32. Starship Troopers
33. Tombstone
34. Total Recall
35. Dumb & Dumber
36. 40 yr old virgin
37. Old School
38. Ronin
39. Zoolander
40. Cable Guy
41. Field Of Dreams
42. Bull Durham
43. Stripes
44. Napoleon Dynamite
45. True Lies
46. The Waterboy
47. Rudy
48. Garden State
49. Dazed & Confused
50. Fast Times At Ridgemont High
51. Dogma
52. Ghostbusters 1 and 2
53. Desperado
54. The Natural
55. Diggstown
56. O’ brother where art thou
57. The Darjeeling Limited
58. Tommy Boy
59. Wayne’s World
60. Wayne’s World 2
61. Bio-Dome
62. Black Sheep
63. Saving Silverman
64. Hot Shots
65. Hot Shots Part Deux
66. The Naked Gun
67. Big Daddy
68. Swingers
69. Anchorman
70. Semi-Pro
71. Talladega Nights
72. Starsky and Hutch
73. Wedding Crashers
74. Kingpin
75. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
76. Dodgeball
77. Get Shorty
78. There’s something About Mary
79. Happy Gilmore
80. Billy Madison
81. Tropic Thunder
82. Charlie Wilson’s War
83. Superbad
84. Spaceballs
85. Airplane
86. When Harry Met Sally
87. Bloodsport
88. Ferris Bueler’s Day Off
89. Gladiator
90. Pan’s Labyrinth
91. Gangs of New York
92. Sideways
93. Memento
94. The Bourne Identity; The Bourne Supremacy; The Bourne Ultimatum
95. Dave Chappelle’s Block Party
96. Friday
97. Rocky 1 – 4
98. The Godfather Parts 1 and 2
99. Casablanca
100.My Blue Heaven

Friday, March 18, 2011

CONVINCING RICKY: an ode to baseball

Ricky D, I'm tellin ya, baseball is truly a fine ale.  

As Spring Training fades into Opening Day....the boys hustle valiantly, fighting off perhaps expected improved mediocrity with the unknown of promising young infielders mixed with the slighter side of the league's quality heady veterans. 

Speaking in your language, The 2011 Stros should be a healthy cross between this year's Sixers and Grizzlies. Solid players. Guys to hope for, guys to make fun of, e.g. Big Fatty, and young kids to encourage, like Brett Wallace aka: Tree Trunks McNugent (aka T.T. McNuge)

As a baseball fan, you'll have a relaxing something-to-do every night of the week: watch the game somewhere between a channel-flipping passiveness and a Rockets game-watching-focus. Of course, going to the Juice Box is wonderful--a DOGandaBEER at a ballgame is as culturally relevant as fireworks on the 4th of July. But becoming at least a relaxed casual fan: it's a great background for bars, parties, get-togeths, and driving--a calming constant in our involved lives for the hot-weather half of the year. Just wait until your first pennant race--leisure life doesn't get more intensely stimulating than that.

You're as open-minded a cat as anyone (which is rare).
Pick it up, Ma Bru, as it will you.
May baseball find you well.

Adam

Monday, March 14, 2011

I'm Telling Ya: The Whole World's Coming To An End

The antichrist very soon annihilates the three
The unbelievers are dead, captive, exiled;
with blood, human bodies, water, and red hail covering the earth
-Nostradamus

You are soon going to die....in theory. Don't worry--I will too.

You know what they said on those Nostradamus History Channel specials years ago? They said Japan's current massive life disturbance is all part of the plan.  The collective theory of historians and scientists giving merit to the 12/21/12 notion, first allegedly prophesied independently by the mathematically brilliant Mayans (few thousand years ago) and then No'damus (16th century), is that everything will culminate to THE END.

Everything = utter natural chaos of Earth + human-induced chaos of Earth + unexplained shit

Examples?
In the last ten years, we've seen:

Genocide in Africa
9/11
War in Iraq
War in Afganistan
Columbia shuttle disintegrates upon atmospheric re-entry in 2003
European heat waves - 35,000+ lives
Iran quake - 40,000+ lives
SARS outbreak
Bird Flu
Red Sox won the World Series in 2004
9.1 quake and Indian Ocean Tsunami in 2004 - 250,000+ lives
Kashmir quake of 2005 - 80,000 lives
Katrina, Rita, Ike
AHMADINEJAD - dude's just a dick
Red Sox won A-fuckin-GAIN
Myanmar cyclone - 146,000 lives
Sichuan quake - 60,000+ lives
Anyone else notice a plane crash like every week in 2009?
Swine Flu
Miners were oddly trapped all over the world in 2010
Russian heat waves - 56,000 lives
9.0+ quakes in Chile in 2010
The Koreas are imminently going to nuclear war and dragging us with them.
Haiti quake - 320,000 lives
Iceland Volcano eruptions stopped travel in Europe
This winter in America has been insane! East coast snow storms; 22 degrees in Houston--just ridiculous!
Japan.....as I type this.....

Supposedly, life should get hostile and unpredictably unstable with EXTREME both natural and unnatural series of "events" leading up to.....something.

Disasters + Hate = ???

Now, I don't put foil on my head and hide in the basement with my orderly stacks of canned goods or anything, but if no other "normal" folk (what the hell does that even mean?) are gonna concede to the otherwise nut-job possibility that we may only have 21 months left to live....I'll say that shit.

LIVE YOUR LIFE

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

SHORT SPANISH FILM

You got ten minutes?

No es lo que parece from Sebastián Duarte on Vimeo.


Great musical direction in this shocking dark drama from España. Understanding Spanish helps, but by no means necessary.
Enjoy!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dear Stomach,

I treat you better than anything or anyone. I give you all the nutrients and scrumtralescence you so deserve. You're constantly awarded with such diversity, rivaled only by Toronto or a Schwabian portfolio. I don't play cruel tricks on you, nor deprive you of sustenance for extended periods of time. I generally give you what you need every 90 minutes or so. Rocky sit-ups to combat weakness; Jameson to weaken any combative bacteria; a Jazz apple a day; not too much gorging after curfew--certainly nothing made too fast. I always try to consider what's in your best interest, as you are the blessing of my existence. I don't treat you as though I'm merely filling up with unleaded, but rather spoiling you with the fruits of a palate's quest. I follow you anywhere, like a nose scouring for Fruit Loops.
I appreciate you.

Thanks,
Mgmt

Monday, February 21, 2011

A Haiku For The Ones That Matter


A quick shout-out to friends...











Asia Europe Here
always one to get a beer
real lucky sombitch

I'm fortunate to have really wonderful friends all over the world--folks I talk to on a regular basis. I wish they all lived on one street--my street. Greatest road of all time.




Friday, February 4, 2011

We Were Where We Were

Sometimes you have those days--like unwarranted gifts, or when school was abruptly canceled due to weather, as a child. Oddly, school was abruptly canceled yesterday in anticipation for wintery mix precipitation (never came by the way). Even nicer being a teacher, as I got paid for not going to work. So I just went with it--the day was mine. I couldn't fail--nobody could.

Upon getting that joyously bittersweet call from the boss, lesson planning immediately turned into writing. Then, coffee and life with a truly beautiful young lady--eyes like Bora Bora with matching outlook. Already a wondrous day, I couched it. Soon, one of my primary compadres, for both food and livin, hit me with one of my favorite questions to be asked:

Wanna get some pho?
YES.

Detours ensued. Foodtours ensued. Brilliance ensued. It's important to note that we jammed Matisyahu en route to our new found glory. He's an inspirational cat--appropriate muse for the day's capture.

The smell in the middle eastern grocery store confirmed we were where we were supposed to be.....in life. I aggressively believe you gotta look out for these reminders throughout your days; otherwise, what the hell are you doin? @lingokid and I were in the zone and we knew it.

Free Falafel, Gentlemen? Why yes, thank you kindly. Side note: if anyone (of a savory nature) ever offers you a free falafel.....your answer is yes.
Delicious.

It's a taste off! Imported Greek feta vs. local feta. My money's on the one that costs 125% more than the other. Surprisingly good prize fight, but the Greek gave the loc the business, and was awarded a handsome purse in the form of prime real estate in my fridge.

Meanwhile, a real prize fight allllmost (I can't say ensued again) broke out. Some idiots still think women are inferior. Hurts my heart, but I made her chin shoot up with a radiant smile, substantiating what's inside my country and me.

Pretty jacked on adrenaline, twas olive oil time. I used the added acute focus and intensity running through my veins for deep search of a vital component to make something like this:
With Real Deal Holyfield feta already in hand, I needed a pool of Cretan liquid gold. I happily settled for some from Kalamata.


If free fajitas would have prevented the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, kebabs would have prevented America from dropping the bombs. The world just doesn't get it...food is what should be focused on. And great kebabs are something special.

Don't do lamb? (Who are you, my mother? Do lamb indeed--don't be stupid.) No problem--the left side of that fresh tomato,which I watched the guy cut, is Texas food--beef. I think beef is to Texas as rice is to....Asia. Love beef to death, but lamb would make Neo perplexingly say whuuoa.

Couple of middle eastern brews for a couple of southwestern bros. The day was shaping up just right. I recognized whilst driving a couple blocks to the actual reason we left the house--pho reals--that this had been some of the best couple/few hours I've had in months. I live for hours like that--the essence of my being (Matisyahu, 2004).

This is who cooked for us--the tender creator of that sweetheart of a bowl o' soup above. How could anyone say no to that (believe it or not, someone did)?
I asked her to be my Valentine.

She accepted.

Fighting traffic didn't even seem tasking after the way we had just lived our lives the previous couple hours.

Then the night faded in... Between inspirational skylines,
swiggin single-malt scotch out of the bottle, smoking while freezing, drinkin scotch (like classy humans this time) in a too cave-like (Kelly, 2011) pretty hype bar, tardy greaser-brother appearance, unfortunately absent Memphis-stranded buddy texting, deep corner convos with endearing and pleasantly drunk friend/mentor/neighbor, new friend's arm-twisting appearance, in-truck karaoke (yeah, that's right), a monumental late-night grubbin revolution, additional scotch, and so much more......I've got nothing about which to complain.

Houston : Me = Los Angeles : Anthony Kiedis

Happy Chinese New Year, People.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Too Bad Compasses Don't Exist

Is it changing who you are if your body just up and does different shit one day? Been going this direction and then just "hey, I think I'll go this way now, thank you." Does your mind change? Did that other road just collapse into Albert's infinite abyss? Too bad compasses don't exist. I hope this is right. Forward's gotta be right, right? Is this forward? Is it Iowa? I belong with some of these people. Is it enough?

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Thinkin of goin somewhere, eh?

A REAL GUIDE TO SE ASIA

The Southeast Asian dedication to family is unparalleled. The region is comprised of developing nations (besides Singapore), and many people there are below the poverty line. As such in these developing regions, the discrepancy between the rich and poor is enormous. They're honest folks though--honest with themselves. You’ll never see such financially challenged people so genuinely happy and generous in your life. The smiles sort of say it all.


Water is the lifeblood for much of the region, whether it's the ocean or the vital rivers that feed into the ocean, like the Mekong. I spent some time in a little Mekong town in Vietnam (just south of Saigon) and saw first hand how the river affects EVERYTHING people do there, from transportation to daily chores to source of food to more personal activities.

Vietnam is an amazingly disorganized, "keep your guard up" kind of place, yet my time there was one of the best experiences of my life. It's got huge cities, beaches, highlands, and even desert (which I only know because of a postcard I found in Saigon). The food is sensational (French influence) and it's home to the greatest bowl of soup in the universe. Also, I know that Vietnam has devalued their currency several times in the last year or two (Wemyss, 2009), making foreign money go an even longer way there. So instead of some 90 cents, that beautiful pictured bowl of life might cost a mere 80 - 85 cents.

Other countries depend greatly on the surrounding seas for tourism.

Indonesia has the 4th largest population in the world (behind the US), making it quite a crowded place. They depend on rice and are one of the chief rice exporters to the world. Bali is certainly the most popular island in Indonesia for international tourists (mainly from Australia, Japan, and America); however, its many islands depend on tourism to develop their country further economically. Indonesia is almost completely a Muslim country, although Bali is mostly Hindu. There have been some terrorist attacks in recent years, but it's generally considered to be a safe place.

Natural disasters are common in several of the islands, as Indonesia is prime ring of fire territory. The big three threats there are volcano eruptions, earthquakes, and tsunamis. They also suffer from floods during the rainy season. Indo has many rural areas, smaller towns, and secluded beaches, but also massive concrete jungles. Jakarta is the political and economic capital and one of the biggest cities on Earth. It has a bit of a reputation for being dangerous from the American perspective, although much as with any traveling, self-discovery creates a more favorable opinion.

Thailand's southern islands are more known for the beautiful beach vacations, as there are just so many options. This is where you're more apt to finding the turquoise water. It seems most travelers go to Bangkok first and sort of hub around the famous Kao San Rd. As far as "streets" go in the world, it must be among the most known. I've never seen anything like it. It must be the most multicultural area on the planet. Budget travelers from everywhere relax there, making it their Bangkok home base, while planning out (or recovering from) their Thai adventures. There are tons of guesthouses, tourism companies, Internet cafes, and too much shopping filling up the street. It is here where so often trips are made throughout Thailand as people meet random other travelers and decide to share transportation down south to the various islands for relaxation or for huge island parties, or north to Chiang Mai for more of a cultural experience (which was really awesome by the way). It's also popular to go to even less developed Laos or Cambodia to see the Angkor Wat from Bangkok.

These countries are so beautiful and incredible to travel through; however, they're not exactly like Houston, Texas. They can be a bit taxing on your senses and on your psyche if you're not open-minded and patient. Often times, when local people see you look western, you are a target. You have to be careful how you bargain and where you are walking. Most locals have no bad intentions, but they're just trying to feed their families. I have been followed for 20 blocks before after taking slight interest in buying something in a shop. But it's easy to avoid problems with a smile and an open mind.

Singapore and Malaysia are two of my favorite places on Earth. The food and the basic civilities are just captivating. Malaysia is a Muslim country, also with incredible beaches in the north and on the east coast. It also has several islands with big land masses sort of interspersed with parts of Indonesia (and Borneo, a more exclusive Muslim state). Although perhaps more closely compared with some of the other developing nations above, it's obvious to me that Malaysia strives to be more and more like Singapore in its general comfort level. As Muslim countries go, drinking is rare, which probably plays a big role in its separation from other SE Asian nations. It's not like Thailand where foreigners go for the party atmosphere. This sort of weeds out that market of people from disturbing their more peaceful society. Also, like Singapore, Malaysia is incredibly diverse; mixed with Indonesians, Indians, and Polynesians among others. It’s quite common to see women with head covering throughout Malaysia. As I said, some parts of Malaysia--including it's capital and largest city: Kuala Lumpur (KL)--are quite pleasant to a western traveler or tourist; however, some parts are quite run down and similar to that of its less developed neighbors. But I always encourage my friends to make sure they go to some of these areas, as that's where authentic culture is found. KL's version of Kao San Rd is the Chinatown area, where you'll certainly find shades of Thailand and Vietnam in the young traveler environment.

Downtown KL is modern, with the Petronas Towers headlining its skyline. If you wake up really early, you can get lucky and go up to the skyway view between the towers (I wasn't so lucky when I was there). Fortunately, Malaysian food will cheer up anybody. I'd like to go back just for dinner tonight--coconut rice and laksa. Wow—just too good!




Singapore is the best place to eat on the planet. The Chili Crab will change your life. That's just an incredible bonus for tourists looking for more luxurious travel. Amid such a developing region, it's as developed a place as it gets in life. The service is PERFECT in restaurants and in shops--unlike other SE Asian places. The infrastructure is so vast and pleasant and the transportation has Germany-like efficiency. The city-state is small and unbelievably diverse. It's a mix of almost all SE Asian cultures with huge Chinese and Indian influences. It's as financially significant as Hong Kong, Tokyo, London, or New York. It's really strong in the arts, has some of the best shopping in the world, great hotels, with such a tremendous cultural atmosphere.

Singapore is heavily regulated politically, and as the world is well-aware of: criminally. It's not difficult to enter for most nationalities, but policies are strict and enforced. This is perhaps what makes it so pleasant--people there are always on their best behavior. All that aside, it's a great place for walking--so safe. Nobody hassles you to buy something (a rarity in the region). It can be quite expensive for anything, but a little research can go a long way in finding decent buys. The value area might be Little India--right in the middle of the city and yet absolutely Indian. I was told Indians and perhaps Pakistanis play a sort of immigration lottery to move to Singapore where they can make higher wages and live comfortably. The smell of the fresh ground spices and the authentic clean Indian food are intoxicating. Even just walking the streets in the neighborhood is an activity to behold. One great thing is that they speak English in Singapore--everyone. They also speak several other languages; I can speak a little Mandarin and a bit of Thai, and I was able to practice both while there. You can also take the subway (and then the monorail) right to the beach. It's a luxury tourist's paradise.

Of course there are other countries on the outskirts of SE Asia, like the Philippines, Micronesia, and the various luxuriously exclusive islands. Some of these areas are very popular for SCUBA divers from all over the world, as well as wealthy vacationers, and honeymooners alike.

The Philippines is a more westernized place, with strong American and Spanish influence based on colonization and war. I haven't made it to the Philippines yet, but I've met many people from there and have a couple really good friends from Manila. Also with a bit of a dangerous international perception, it's apparently a wonderful place. People also speak English quite well there, and their economy is stronger than other surrounding countries.

However generally lacking much of Southeast Asia may financially be, it more than makes up for it in cultural identity. The natural beauty in the people and the landscapes perfectly compliment the ant farm-like activity in the major cities. It’s a place where children laugh, cooks cook, and families love; a place where the five senses are exercised until sore, leaving a visitor with a truly unforgettable experience, followed by inevitable withdrawals upon departure. Don’t overlook it because not tasting it would be a grave mistake.